Oh, the many aspects of the movie. I had heard rumors of its existence and was surprised to see it on Netflix. So of course I had to watch it for the 31 horror movies for 2015!
To sum up this movie the teeth are in the main character’s vagina. Her name is Dawn by the way. And Dawn is a good little girl who believes in abstinence only. She doesn’t know there are teeth in her vagina until a guy tries to rape her. Then of course there is panic as this difference is discovered and she begins to come into her previously unexplored sexuality.
At one point Dawn, who apparently has no idea what a vagina looks like, decides to take on the task of removing a sticker her school placed in her text book to hid the vagina diagram so that she can learn what this part of the anatomy looks like. She then decides to search the internet for vagina teeth now knowing that she is different. Why didn’t she search the internet for a diagram to begin with? I think that would have been a whole lot easier than waiting for the adhesive to melt/dissolve in water! But hey, that may just be me!
This movie is labeled as a comedy on IMDB but there wasn’t much comedy to it. Yes, a few places here are there made me chuckle but that was it. This movie was more full of things that cannot be unseen once seen. And there is a lot of content not for the faint of heart. If you have a weak constitution don’t watch this movie. So if you feel brave venture forth just remember penis go into vaginas and the vagina that gets action in this film has teeth. CHOMP! CHOMP!
Is this a drinking movie? You could make it a game if you want but I don’t recommend that.
Duration: 94 minutes
IMDB: 5.5 out of 10 as of 10/8/15
Amazon: 3.5 out of 5 starts as of 10/8/15. This can be purchased or rented.
Mala’s rating: 2 out of 5.
Check out the rest of the 31 Days of Horror movies for Halloween 2015 here.